Carolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 3.
Well, I have high hopes for this movie. Everyone has been telling me this is when shit turns around and starts being awesome. But also, if I haven’t read the books, which I haven’t, I might lose a lot...
View ArticleYeah I’m married, so what?
Here’s the thing: men in uniform are my jam. I know, I know, I’m objectifying men and it’s terrible, but I can’t help it. Just like some men out there can’t help the fact that cheerleaders and flight...
View ArticleWhat it’s like to receive your first dick pic.
Here I am trying to be nice and explain how snapchat works to a friend…. I had just tweeted about how excited I was that Norman Reedus has joined the snapchat world (bigbaldheadchat for those of you...
View ArticleIf you’ve ever said “sooo, when are you two getting married?!” this post is...
I think it was after 3 years of Graeme and I dating that the questions started coming. So when are you two going to get married? Do you know when you want to get married? Now that you’re in a serious...
View ArticleCarolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 4.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Fuck, I just remembered David Tennant was in the 4th movie. When does he come out to play?!?! Snakes are cool. Especially when they eat things. What a ridiculous...
View ArticleThe Daily Mail – Shaming Gillian Anderson.
Recently, The Daily Mail slammed Gillian Anderson about getting tons of work and Botox done on her face. The worst part is, they actually used a photo of her and pointed out all of her possible Botox-y...
View ArticleI came for the violence.
First of all, I love that “ass” is just on repeat behind Mr. Reynolds. Second of all, yes. Yes to everything. I was completely unaware that the studio execs still thought this way. I’m a huge fan of...
View ArticleMy visit to the Ice Castle.
It was announced back in the summer that Edmonton was going to be one of the four cities in North America to host an Ice Castle. What the hell is an Ice Castle? Well, it’s a castle made of ice. Come...
View ArticleCarolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 5.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry got a haircut, thank the Dark Lord. HAHA HAHAHA Oh my god, his cousins fucking clothes. You don’t get to be a bully wearing that, you get to be bullied....
View ArticleI never want to be Carrie Bradshaw.
You know what’s awful? Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City. You know what show I really like watching? Sex and the City. I watched the first movie a couple years ago and it infuriated the hell out of...
View ArticleI came for my friends and stayed for the booze.
Normally, Edmonton is freezing at this time. But thanks to my good pal El Nino, winter hasn’t been unbearable this year. I think the last time it was this nice out was in 1997 as I vaguely remember a...
View ArticleCarolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 6.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Oooo it’s starting off so dark. This is promising. Oh yeah. I keep forgetting this is like, in Modern Human Land and not some kind of Middle Earth of Harry...
View ArticleBasic Pitches: Grown Ups.
IT’S A BLOG TAKEOVER! My spirit animal – Lady Dickson – has bestowed on me the honourable task of creating a pitch meeting for a terrible movie. Not only do I have to carry this task on my weak-ass...
View Article6 blogging tips I have chosen to ignore.
Well, I’ve had my blog for roughly two and a half months now so clearly I know everything about everything when it comes to blogging. I’m practically a pro. I don’t need no blogging tips. LIES. These...
View ArticleMy evening with Foo Fighters.
Now that we know the whole Foo Fighters Breaking Up And Destroying Our Lives In The Process debacle was just the Foo trolling the world like the goddamn sons of bitches/bosses they are, I have decided...
View ArticleCarolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 7. Part 1.
Harry Potter time! Naturally, the final movie had to be split into two movies. Classic. Classic move, movie industry. I have no qualms about it because part of the the love of my life, The Hobbit, is...
View ArticleIn which I defend the Kardashians.
Yeah, I’m going there. So, Kim Kardashian just posted a photo of herself (SHOCKING) on The Instagram and everyone lost their fucking minds over it. Even I was kind of like “damn son” but then I moved...
View ArticleA brief conversation I had with a cookie.
It was decided on New Years that I was going to lose some weight for when I go to Europe in June. It’s always nice to have goals, right? Not that I complete most of them, or…any…of them, but according...
View ArticleCarolyn watches Harry Potter. Part 7. Part 2. THE FINALE.
THIS IS IT. THE LAST ONE. THE FINALE. Actual review of the entire series at the bottom. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Part 2. Oh, we’re just off with a bang. Voldemort has the …..special wand....
View ArticleSkirts a Fire!
Over this weekend, there was a festival happening in Edmonton called SkirtsaFire run by the ever so cool Annette Loiselle. I had never heard of it until I saw on The Twitter that my favourite radio...
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